Thursday, August 25, 2005

Fu pah to all spammers

Phase of the day: Fu pah!

Origin: orginated from a chink chong gongfu master wannabe who never made it to the Shaolin temple

Definition: an exclaimation of anger and frustration.

Example: All blogs spammers should fu pah! themselves for the inconsiderate invasion of bloggers personal site. (couple with a hand action imitating a slap across the face)

Opened up a can of worms

Enough already!

NO MORE SPAMMING please! Otherwise i will no longer allow comments on this blog...

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Blog Spam

Dear tony63vanessa,

I am flattered you deem this blog popular enough to spam it with a long winded comment that nobody has bothered to read.

I am curious to find out how you came to the conclusion that myself or any of my readers would be interested in Global cedar growth trees and whatever they are good for.

I am not a spammer myself, but i noticed that you did not provide any links to another website which might make it a bit difficult to generate more income if you are earning on a per-click basis. Another useful suggestion might be to add irritating pop up windows along with your links. Usually, if your spam mail has sexually related content that helps too.

If one day i decide that i no longer support the efforts of moving towards a paperless world, i will definitely look into buying your company stock.

For future spammers, next time leave one sentence comment can or not?

Thursday, August 18, 2005

10:16PM Aug 18 2005

I am still in the office and am resorting to blogging at work.

No life.

Bummer.

Anyone out there who calls me now will be rewarded with a free drink.

My boss just intercomed me. Does that mean i have to buy her a drink?

Bummer.

Free drink offer for ANYONE ELSE OTHER THAN MY BOSS still stands :)

Who peels the prawns in your relationship?

Over time, i've come to realise that the litmus test to see who is the dominant half in a relationship is defined by who peels the prawns for the other.

Once, a group of friends, couples A, B and C were enjoying a seafood dinner when the following dialougue transpired between them

Exhibit 1: Couple A
Girl A: deeeear, the bbq prawns looks like they are cooked hor?
her boyfriend who was busy attacking a piece of meat, glances at the sizzling pink prawns and replied: yah hor, ok i think you peel 3 for me enough already.

Exhibit 2: Couple B
Girl B who had been observing Couple A throws a dirty look at Boy A and barks: How can you order your girl friend around like that?! See? At least i volunteer to peel the prawns for my dear, dear hor?.

Boy B: Dont need lar i peel for myself.

Girl B: Hor so it's like that now...i volunteer to peel for you very good already and you refuse?!

Boy B: I don't even like prawns! You peel for yourself, if i want to eat i will peel my own prawns can or not?

Girl B: I don't care. I peeled 2 prawns already, you have to eat it.

Exhibit 3: Couple C

Boy C, who had been watching this amusing drama shakes his head and interjects: of course it's the female's duty to peel the prawns for her boyfriend. Turning to his girlfriend: Woman, peel for me leh.

Girl C throws Boy C a dirty look and retorts: boyfriends are supposed to take care to their girlfriends' needs, YOU should peel prawns for me.

They glare at each other and picks at the fish and meat on their plates. Both end up nbot eating any prawns.

My relationships usually falls under Couple A's predicament with my other half being the dominant one in the relationship. But over time i have turned the tables and have mastered the ability to get the other person to peel the prawns =P

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Where in the world is Miss LIT??

Someone thought i deleted my blog

Others have asked me whether I had migrated to another country

By far the most extreme reaction was someone thought i had died.

None of the above actually happened. I was sorry to hear of the news of Xiaxue's unfornunate incident with someone mucking with her blog. I am amused by all the publicity the popular bloggers have been exposed to. In fact, some people have started to recognize me as LIT and some friends who never read blogs have started reading mine.

In a recent article about Singaporean bloggers, the journalist noticed that bloggers either have no permanent job, no night life, no sex life therefore would commit a few hours each night to reading blogs and posting new entries. I have to admit that my own tight working schedule has led to my neglecting not only my blog but people i would like to meet and friends whom i have been desparately trying to squeeze time to catch up with.

Time management not my forte la, forgive me ok?